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Zoogle answers in 0.02 seconds: “Because you looked at four screens before your first coffee. Also, your neighbor’s router is named ‘FBISurveillanceVan.’ Click here for melatonin ads.”

Lean close to the water’s edge, and there it is: zoogle. A pale, jelly-like film clinging to the submerged rock, trembling with each tiny current. It looks like nothing—a slimy accident of nature—but stare long enough, and you see a city. zoogle

You close the tab. Zoogle winks again.

You type: “Why am I tired?”