Young Sheldon S05e19 360p -

From the kitchen, George Sr. sighed. “Can’t you record it on that VCR thing your Meemaw bought you?”

Everyone looked at George Sr. He finished his beer. “I’ll watch the weather channel at 2 a.m. Like always.” young sheldon s05e19 360p

Sheldon, seated at the kitchen table with a bowl of oatmeal (eaten dry, as wet oatmeal was “texturally unpredictable”), explained his reasoning: “The cable is in a superposition of ‘in the sock drawer’ and ‘somewhere else’ until you open it. But if you open it before 7 p.m., the waveform collapses, and you will be responsible for delaying my understanding of quantum mechanics.” From the kitchen, George Sr

Missy, who had been silently building a pillow fort in the corner, threw a cushion at his head. “I wasn’t gonna watch your nerd show anyway. But now I’m gonna talk extra loud.” He finished his beer

“I have a solution,” Sheldon announced, climbing onto the coffee table. “We rotate. Each family member gets fifteen minutes of their chosen program. I will go first, as my show is the shortest and most intellectually rigorous. Then Georgie can watch J.R. get shot. Then Mother can watch her minister cry. Then Missy can watch… whatever it is she watches.”