Young Sheldon S02e16 Dsrip -

“Sheldon. Look at me.” Sheldon (not looking) : “I’m studying thermal equilibrium. It’s more reliable than human eye contact.” Mary: “You told me you had a stomachache. You stayed home from school. Then I get a call from Dr. Hodges’ office saying you never had an appointment.” Sheldon: “Technically, I said my stomach might be in the early stages of a cascade failure. That’s not a lie — it’s a probabilistic forecast.”

“In the end, I learned two things that day. First: entropy applies to lies — they always break down into their component parts. Second: my mother’s capacity for mercy is inversely proportional to my ability to cite thermodynamics as a defense. She’s not a scientist. She’s a mother. And as far as I can tell, that’s a force even physics can’t explain.” young sheldon s02e16 dsrip

“You’re grounded from TV for a week.” Sheldon: “Fair. Though I should note — I don’t watch television. I observe it for logical fallacies. You’re essentially grounding me from identifying flawed sitcom laugh tracks.” Mary: “Two weeks.” “Sheldon