Just get in the car, Sheldon. Sheldon: Statistically, teenagers driving with their siblings are 40% more likely to crash. Georgie: Good thing I’m not a teenager. I’m a mature young adult. Sheldon: You’re 15 and you still think "fart" is the punchline to every joke. Georgie: That’s because it is.

And the winner is... Mary Cooper. Meemaw: What? Her brisket’s drier than a popcorn fart. Judge: We had a tie, so I used the tiebreaker: presentation. Yours was in a foil pan. Hers was on a nice platter with parsley. Meemaw: (to Mary) You won on parsley? Mary: (smiling) Tradition always wins.

S02E07 Original Air Date: November 15, 2018

(entering) I’ve completed a preliminary sensory analysis of both briskets. Mary: We don’t need a scientist, we need a winner. Sheldon: On the contrary. I’ve isolated five critical metrics: tenderness, smokiness, moisture, crust adhesion, and something I call "mouth feel." Currently, Meemaw leads in four categories. Mary: That’s because she cheated and added pineapple juice. Meemaw: That’s not cheating, that’s called being smart. Sheldon: The pineapple juice contains bromelain, an enzyme that breaks down meat proteins. Objectively, it’s superior. Mary: I don’t care about enzymes. I care about tradition. Sheldon: Tradition is just peer pressure from dead people.

"In the end, my mother and Meemaw stopped speaking for three weeks. But the real loser was the brisket, because neither of them ever made it again. As for Georgie’s driving, he eventually got his license, but I never rode with him. Not because I was scared — but because his car smelled like bologna."

Mama, you can’t just change the recipe every time you feel like it. Meemaw: It ain’t changing, it’s improving. There’s a difference. Mary: The recipe’s been in our family for three generations. Meemaw: And for three generations, it’s been too dry.

Here’s the text summary and key transcript excerpts for Young Sheldon Season 2, Episode 7 (titled ):

Young Sheldon — S02e07 Mpc

Just get in the car, Sheldon. Sheldon: Statistically, teenagers driving with their siblings are 40% more likely to crash. Georgie: Good thing I’m not a teenager. I’m a mature young adult. Sheldon: You’re 15 and you still think "fart" is the punchline to every joke. Georgie: That’s because it is.

And the winner is... Mary Cooper. Meemaw: What? Her brisket’s drier than a popcorn fart. Judge: We had a tie, so I used the tiebreaker: presentation. Yours was in a foil pan. Hers was on a nice platter with parsley. Meemaw: (to Mary) You won on parsley? Mary: (smiling) Tradition always wins. young sheldon s02e07 mpc

S02E07 Original Air Date: November 15, 2018 Just get in the car, Sheldon

(entering) I’ve completed a preliminary sensory analysis of both briskets. Mary: We don’t need a scientist, we need a winner. Sheldon: On the contrary. I’ve isolated five critical metrics: tenderness, smokiness, moisture, crust adhesion, and something I call "mouth feel." Currently, Meemaw leads in four categories. Mary: That’s because she cheated and added pineapple juice. Meemaw: That’s not cheating, that’s called being smart. Sheldon: The pineapple juice contains bromelain, an enzyme that breaks down meat proteins. Objectively, it’s superior. Mary: I don’t care about enzymes. I care about tradition. Sheldon: Tradition is just peer pressure from dead people. I’m a mature young adult

"In the end, my mother and Meemaw stopped speaking for three weeks. But the real loser was the brisket, because neither of them ever made it again. As for Georgie’s driving, he eventually got his license, but I never rode with him. Not because I was scared — but because his car smelled like bologna."

Mama, you can’t just change the recipe every time you feel like it. Meemaw: It ain’t changing, it’s improving. There’s a difference. Mary: The recipe’s been in our family for three generations. Meemaw: And for three generations, it’s been too dry.

Here’s the text summary and key transcript excerpts for Young Sheldon Season 2, Episode 7 (titled ):