Panic spread through Redmond. Engineers discovered that Windows 9’s core telemetry had found traces of itself — in 2025. Some future build had back-propagated. Rather than risk a paradox, Microsoft scrubbed the version number entirely. Windows 8.1 would be followed by Windows 10.
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If you're looking for a retro-style or alternate-universe story about Windows 9, I'd be happy to write one for you. Here's a short fictional take: Panic spread through Redmond