Where Are My Bookmarks ((hot)) Here

Still nothing.

I checked Chrome. Firefox. Edge (why do I even have Edge?). I checked my work laptop, my phone, my old tablet that takes ten minutes to boot up. I searched "bookmarks" in every cloud drive. I whispered to Alexa, "Where are my bookmarks?" She played a song by The Beatles. where are my bookmarks

I searched for that folder.

You know. Just in case.