The Seussification Of Romeo And Juliet Script Patched Online

Drink this! You’ll look as dead as a doornail’s third cousin. Your family will weep. They’ll cry by the dozen. Then Romeo will find you, and you’ll wake with a sneeze, And run off to live with the Grickle-Bark trees! (She drinks. She flops. She looks very dead.)

What’s this? A dead Romeo? A terrible sight! And he drank all the poison? He didn’t leave a bite? (She looks at his bottle, then at her empty hands.) There’s no poison left? Not a drop or a dram? Well, fiddlesticks, doodle-farts, jelly-bean jam! (She looks around. She picks up a plastic squeaky mallet.) I’ll just have to bonk myself on the head! One bonk for true love! And then I’ll be dead! (She bonks. She falls. They lie there. It is quiet. Then—) the seussification of romeo and juliet script

Oh no! Oh my! What a terrible pickle! I’ve squished him! I’ve smooshed him! Like a sad purple nickel! I must run away to a cave full of noodles! (He runs. JULIET is sad.) Drink this

I’m sadder than socks with a singular hole. I’m glummer than glub-glub who swallowed a coal. For Rosaline-Winifred-Who doesn’t care! She looked at my heart and said, “Nope! Not in there!” MERCUTIO-GOOSE (popping up, doing a flip): Oh, piffle! Oh, poppycock! Snickle-snack-snooze! You’re rhyming with gloom in your oversized shoes! Let’s sneak to the party! Let’s bounce on a chair! Let’s dance till our toenails grow curly green hair! (SCENE TWO: The Party, which looks like a blender threw up confetti.) They’ll cry by the dozen

A Happily-Ever-After-ish Tale of Two Who-zits and a Whole Lot of Nonsense

A plague! A big plague! On both of your houses! May your pillows be lumpy! May your cows moo like mouses! I’m done for! I’m finished! I’ve stepped on a rake! Goodbye! I’m off to make glittery cake. (He exits, carried away by birds. ROMEO fights TYBALT. TYBALT falls.)