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If you blinked this week, you missed three new memes, a celebrity breakup, and a fashion moment that broke the internet. Here is your cheat sheet for what is actually trending right now. straponcum

We are months removed from the release of Emerald Fennell’s polarizing thriller, but thanks to a relentless algorithm, "Murder on the Dancefloor" is back in the top 10. The new trend? "Corecore" edits of Barry Keoghan dancing naked through the manor set to melancholic covers of 2000s hits. Whether you hate the film or love it, you cannot escape the aesthetic. Sad Keanu, espresso martinis, and the color burgundy

We are currently in an era of maximalist nostalgia . We want the clothes of 2007, the energy of 1970s tennis, and the chaotic weirdness of 2023 movies. Don't try to keep up—just pick a niche and lean in. Posted 2 hours ago If you blinked this

The Viral Rewind: Saltburn’s Second Wind, Zendaya’s Robot Suit, and the ‘Demure’ Takeover

TikTok has officially traded in "loud budgeting" for quiet luxury of the soul. Creator Jools Lebron has sparked a movement with her satirical take on workplace modesty. Suddenly, everyone is cutting their jalapeños "demurely" and closing their car trunks "mindfully." It’s the anti-influencer energy we didn’t know we needed.