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So, when I woke up this morning and saw an email with the subject line: — my brain did a double-take. squirt coupons

I opened the folder (yes, I actually checked my spam quarantine, as one does at 2 AM when insomnia hits). And there they were. Digital coupons for “Squirt.” I actually checked my spam quarantine