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The skies over South Park were a sickly twilight purple. The Coon and Friends—now rebranded as the "Freedoom Pals" after a particularly nasty argument about loot boxes—stood victorious in the abandoned U-Store-It lot. They had just defeated the sixth variant of Shub-Niggurath, which turned out to be just Mr. Mackey in a garbage bag.

Eric Cartman, still in his The Coon costume (he refused to change), immediately rubbed his hands together. “A powerful artifact? In my town? That’ll be $39.99 plus tax.”

From the rift, two figures descended. One was a tall, lanky man in a crimson ninja mask and a spandex bodysuit that left absolutely nothing to the imagination. The other was a shorter, rounder figure in a panda ninja hoodie, holding a keytar that was also a plasma cannon. south park the fractured but whole nsp

Danny Sexbang, meanwhile, fought with “The Power of Love.” His ultimate move was a dance so erotic that the Sixth Graders threw down their switchblades and started slow-dancing with each other, crying tears of emotional clarity.

“Welp,” he said. “I’m gonna go listen to ‘Cool Patrol’ on repeat.” The skies over South Park were a sickly twilight purple

As Danny Sexbang lifted it, Ninja Brian finally spoke. One word. “No.”

They dug up the —a glittering, magical record player that played only one song: “Dinosaur Laser Fight.” Mackey in a garbage bag

“Silent, huh?” Kyle (The Human Kite) whispered. “I like him already.”