Sketchy Bacteria !!exclusive!! -

This is the most common cause of bacterial diarrhea in the world, and it’s almost always your own fault. Undercooked poultry, unpasteurized milk, or that one time you let raw chicken juice cross-contaminate your salad cutting board.

It doesn’t need many cells to take you down. Like, 500 bacteria—a microscopic speck—is enough. Salmonella needs thousands. Campylobacter is the lockpick of the gut: efficient, quiet, and devastating. sketchy bacteria

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So give that leftover lo mein a hard stare. Wash that cutting board. And for the love of petri, don’t borrow the gym towel. This is the most common cause of bacterial