Got the WiFi hotspot runnin' off my phone Got a LAN party setup in the gym back home Man, I'm chuggin' Mountain Dew like it's Gatorade Got a cosplay contest and I'm not afraid They said, "Boy, you need a life" — I said, "I got two" One on Xbox, one on Steam, and one MMO new You think you're cool with your muscle car and your fake gold chain? I got a 3D printer printin' dice for my D&D campaign Roll for initiative, I'll take your girl in the chat She just asked me my Waifu — you can't compete with that
They see me scrollin', they hatin' Patrollin' and tryna catch me ridin' nerdy Tryna catch me ridin' nerdy Tryna catch me ridin' nerdy My laptop battery's dyin' (oh no) But they still tryna catch me ridin' nerdy ridin nerdy lyrics
Yo, got my backpack on tight, straps double-checked Pocket protector, TI-84 in effect Got a fresh new anime shirt, no crease or a stain Got the special edition sneakers laced up in my brain Rollin' in my mom's sedan, '03 Corolla Got a hundred gigs of fanfic saved on my folder Man, I'm still on Level 9, but my stats are legit Got a +2 sword and I'm callin' you full of it My glasses thick as bottles, but my vision is clear I see the final boss math test is waitin' right here Got the WiFi hotspot runnin' off my phone
Here is the content prepared for — a parody of Chamillionaire’s “Ridin’ Dirty” — commonly attributed to internet culture (often by artists like "Weird Al" Yankovic style fan versions or The Grammar Club / MC Frontalot -adjacent nerdcore). "I got two" One on Xbox