Of Minitab: Price

You shook your head.

She finally looked up. Her eyes were the color of worn-out steel gauges. “The price of Minitab is not $5,430. That’s what a new perpetual license costs. But you’re not here for a license, are you?” price of minitab

“You’re here because your process is eating itself alive. You have autocorrelation in your residuals. Your moving range chart is showing a pattern that looks like a sine wave. And if you ship those parts, 12% will fail within 90 days. The recall will cost $2.3 million. Your boss will blame you. You’ll be fired. Your wife will leave. You’ll end up in a studio apartment above a laundromat, running one-way ANOVAs on your own failure.” You shook your head

You slid into the vinyl booth. The paper bag crinkled. “The price of Minitab is not $5,430