Mia texted immediately: “no way that counted.”
Leo replied: “lol. pizza edition 1v1 me again — loser buys extra cheese.” pizza edition 1v1 lol
The rules were absurd: every player spawns as a pizza slice. Weapons? Pizza cutters, cheese graters, and oregano bombs. The map? A kitchen counter turned battlefield — crumb hills, olive obstacles, a toaster lava pit. Mia texted immediately: “no way that counted