And frankly? I’d read her grocery list if she added “-ing” to every item.
Every great marriage has its secret languages. Ours happens to involve a semi-grammatical, wholly endearing document I’ve come to call “The Ing Report.” my beloved wife’s cuckolding report
So yes, the grammar is unconventional. The enthusiasm, relentless. But my beloved wife’s “ing report” isn’t a typo—it’s a testament to living with curiosity, humor, and a little bit of theater. And frankly