Modern Family Halloween ~repack~ -

(dressed as a frazzled lawyer who got caught in a paper shredder—his actual work clothes plus a tie wrapped around his head): "Cam, our daughter is dressed as a litigation document . Lily, why are you holding a subpoena?"

"I embraced the spooky when I married you and realized your mother was moving in."

(wearing a "Ghost of Future Technology" costume—i.e., a cardboard box covered in blinking LEDs and a smashed iPhone 6 around his neck): "Claire, relax. The theme is Sustainable Scares . The kids aren't just getting cavities; they're getting an education on e-waste." modern family halloween

(dressed as a sexy werewolf—meaning she just put on fake fangs and a very expensive leather jacket): "Jay, you are abuela of the party. You must embrace the spooky."

(off-screen, muffled): "MOM, his name is Aerosol Adam !" (dressed as a frazzled lawyer who got caught

(pride and horror mixing on his face): "That’s... actually legally sound."

"That’s called immersion , son."

(dressed as the Headless Horseman, except he put the pumpkin on the wrong shoulder and keeps bumping into doorframes): "Mitchell, the theme is Broadway Bloodbath . If the neighbors aren't weeping from the choreography of my 'Thriller' parody, we have failed as gay dads."