In my mind, it’s a hybrid: part reed organ, part glass harmonica. A row of brass resonators sits above a wooden keyboard. But instead of hammers, silk-wound mallets brush against tuned silver rods. The sound? Somewhere between a cello played in a cathedral and a music box underwater.
If it existed, what would it look like?
It sounds like something Carl Linnaeus might have named after a late-night botanical bender. Or the lost chapter in an E.A. Poe manuscript. Or—and this is my favorite theory—a 19th-century parlor instrument that never quite made it into the orchestra. mellodephoneum
But here’s the thing: