“Unsupervised sugar delivery,” she hissed to her husband, Gerald, who nodded solemnly, clutching a small crucifix.
Marcia gasped, clutching her pearls. “Mr. Swanson, I have a pamphlet on the moral decay of libertarianism. I’ll leave it on the table.” marcia langman parks and rec
“Chairman,” she began, voice trembling with synthetic humility. “I am Marcia Langman, spokesperson for the Society for Family Stability and Acceptable Television. We successfully removed the ‘risqué’ chapter from the Pawnee North Middle School health book. We are vigilant .” Swanson, I have a pamphlet on the moral
Here’s a short story about Marcia Langman from Parks and Recreation , staying true to her righteous, easily-outraged, moral-crusader persona. The Sacred Soda License We successfully removed the ‘risqué’ chapter from the
She slapped the binder open. “Page one: self-serve soda. A child could theoretically pour four refills. That is over 100 grams of sugar. That is anarchy.”
“A gateway, Ms. Knope!” Marcia shot back. “First, extra Sprite. Then, extra screen time. Then, premarital hand-holding at the mall food court. I’ve seen the data.”
When her name was called, Marcia strode to the podium like a soldier advancing on Gomorrah.