Leana Lovings [cracked] — Lunch With The Steps

Leana held court like a CEO at a shareholder meeting. She dissected her ex’s new girlfriend (“a human beige flag”), advised Mia on a job offer (“counter or walk”), and, to my surprise, asked me a real question—not about work or money, but about a painting I’d mentioned months ago.

“No. Too expensive.”

“Did you buy it?” she said, fork hovering over her salmon. lunch with the steps leana lovings