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Within the hour, a battered white van with a hand-painted logo—a smiling cartoon plunger holding a crown—squeaked to a halt outside. Out stepped Mervyn. He was a man built like a retired rugby player, with a head of improbable ginger curls and overalls so stained they told a story of every drain in a ten-mile radius. He carried no sleek tablet or laser measuring tool. He carried a rusty metal rod, a pair of welding goggles, and a small, curious ferret on a leather lead.

And in a world of faceless helplines and distant corporations, there was something deeply, gloriously reassuring about a man with a ferret who would answer the phone on the second ring and say, without hesitation, “Mervyn. Speak. Is it the fat or a toy? Don’t lie—I can hear it in your voice.” local drain unblocking services

But the real miracle wasn’t the removal of the blockage. It was the call Mervyn made afterward. Within the hour, a battered white van with