If you get picked for a trial, lean into it. It’s fascinating to see how the legal system actually works.

The waiting game. They will call names in groups (Group 1, Group 2, etc.) to go upstairs to actual courtrooms. If your name isn't called, you read your book.

Good luck, San Jose. Don't forget to have your employer sign that proof of service slip. Have you served at the San Jose courthouse recently? Drop a comment below about your experience—or your favorite lunch spot near the courthouse!

In San Jose, if they don't need you for a trial that starts late, they often release you early. Cheers erupt. The Verdict: Is it that bad? Honestly? No.

The Jury Commissioner gives a speech. They will play a recorded line saying "Stay by your phone," but in San Jose, they actually prefer you to stay in the room.

It’s the envelope no one wants to see. The one with the official government return address and the words "Jury Duty" stamped on the front. If you’re reading this, you’ve likely been summoned to the Santa Clara County Superior Court in downtown San Jose.

Bring your own water bottle. The fountains are weirdly warm.

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