Introducing An Apprentice Incubus (m) [work] May 2026

But the tulips.

Darith studied him for a long moment. Then he reached out and flicked a petal off Leo’s shoulder—a last remnant of the tulips. introducing an apprentice incubus (m)

Now he was standing in someone’s subconscious, and it was not going well. But the tulips

It was the most boring pickup line in human history. In any history. Leo felt his face heat—did incubi blush? They did now—and waited for the dream to reject him, to spit him back out into the void between consciousnesses. introducing an apprentice incubus (m)

The first time Leo tried to slip into a dream, he tripped over the threshold and landed face-first in a meadow of screaming tulips.