Here’s how I know.
I am the dog of this house.
Now if you’ll excuse me, someone just said “walk” and I have to go stand by the door. i became the dog in an all female household
I used to think living with women would be complicated. Emotional. Full of passive-aggressive dish warfare. And okay, sometimes it is. But mostly, it’s warm. It’s loud in the best way. There’s always music playing, always someone to talk to, always a random baked good appearing on the counter for no reason. Here’s how I know
When one of them says, “Good job taking out the recycling,” my entire week is made. I literally wag my metaphorical tail. I once fixed a leaky faucet, and they gave me a standing ovation. I nearly cried. A man living alone would get zero applause for basic plumbing. But in this house? Every small act of usefulness is met with the kind of praise usually reserved for Olympic gold medals. I used to think living with women would be complicated
Whenever someone comes home, I hear the key in the lock and I launch off the couch. Not because I’m lonely, but because it is my sacred duty to welcome them. “How was work?” I ask. “Traffic sucked,” they reply, already walking past me. I follow them to the kitchen anyway. I am never the one being welcomed. I am the welcome mat with legs.