Horsecore 2008 _top_ Official
The tutorial takes 45 minutes because the horse refuses to listen. Literally. The game requires you to tap the "Trust" button 500 times before the horse agrees to turn left.
John Wick meets My Little Pony during the Iraq War. You are Sgt. Buck "Iron Hoof" Thompson, a special forces horse court-martialed for insubordination. When a terrorist cell known as "The Mange" steals a prototype atomic saddle, you are the only equine loose cannon who can buck them back to the stone age. horsecore 2008
The final boss fight is a helicopter that you must headbutt while jumping off a collapsing bridge. The bridge is made of hay. The tutorial takes 45 minutes because the horse
