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Kevin looked down. His hands were gone. In their place were two brown, cloven hooves.

Kevin the Goat stood atop the ruins of the vending machine, which was now geysering soda cans like champagne corks. He felt it. The unblocking. The firewall wasn't just down. It had been digested . Every rule of physics, of propriety, of not licking a fire alarm into a pizza —gone. goat simulator unblocked

The goat (formerly Kevin) tilted its head. A thought bubble appeared above its head, visible only to the reader: Objective: Maximum Chaos. Kevin looked down

He typed it in.

The goat pivoted. The hallway stretched like taffy. The principal, a stern woman named Dr. Albright, was levitating down the hall, trying to send an email on a laptop that was now also a goat. Kevin the Goat stood atop the ruins of