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Broccardo lied. He pointed a shaky leaf. "HE SAID MY STEM WAS UGLY."

Broccardo shrieked. He pulled out a Ban Hammer (a literal hammer with a banana peel on it). "PREPARE TO BE GROUNDED FROM EXISTENCE." goanimate food

The Milk Carton, still on the floor, typed out a speech bubble: "I literally just said 'good morning'." Broccardo lied

The Drama Meter slowly drained to zero. The sun came back out. And the food all slid in a straight line toward the Fridge, their arms stiff at their sides, ready for the next video—where Broccardo would inevitably lose his mind over a dropped grape. He pulled out a Ban Hammer (a literal

Broccardo was a broccoli. He was green, lumpy, and perpetually angry. His eyes were two black dots that could bulge to ten times their size when he was upset—which was always.

Broccardo stopped. He looked at the destroyed Milk Carton. He looked at Cheez-It’s disappointed cheese face. He looked at the 0/10 "Family Friendly" rating floating above his head.

Broccardo said, not meaning it. "BUT ONLY BECAUSE THE TOASTER ASKED."