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The women do not move like humans. They move like latex balloons filled with sand. In a notorious panel from Issue #5 (titled “Lube Job”), Jade performs a backflip while shooting a rocket launcher. Her spine is bent at a 90-degree angle that would require her to have no vertebrae. Her breasts, meanwhile, defy gravity entirely, remaining perfectly spherical and unaffected by inertia.

For two decades, Dukes Hardcore Honeys was a punchline. But the internet, as it always does, gave it new life. In the 2010s, ironic nostalgia turned into genuine appreciation. Artists like Simon Bisley and Frank Cho cited it as an influence on their “good girl” art. A small but dedicated fandom (the “Scorch Heads”) hosts annual re-reads on Discord. dukes hardcore honeys comics

Feminist critics of the era (and modern re-evaluations) rightly point out the series’ deep-seated misogyny. The Honeys are ostensibly powerful, but their power is contingent entirely on their sexual availability to the male gaze. They are frequently captured, stripped to their undergarments (which always stay miraculously clean), and tied to pipelines. The “rescue” is often a prelude to a gratuitous shower scene. The women do not move like humans

By Issue #10, DeMarco had clearly run out of ideas. One issue is literally just a 22-page car chase where nothing happens except the Honeys change outfits three times. The series was canceled quietly in 1994 with Issue #12, ending on a cliffhanger where the Honeys ride their motorcycles into a giant volcano. Her spine is bent at a 90-degree angle

Is it good? No. Is it important? Absolutely. It represents the fringe of the fringe, the wild west of creator-owned comics before corporate synergy sanitized the medium. Dukes Hardcore Honeys is a sweaty, loud, offensive, and hilarious masterpiece of bad taste. It is the comic equivalent of a VHS tape found in a dusty gas station bargain bin. And for that, it deserves a strange, awkward place in the canon.