El Amigos Portable: Dark Souls 3

Then I remember: Stay under the butt. Yes. The secret to all Souls games. Get under the butt. Slap the butt. Run away when he farts ice.

Then I meet the with the axe. She spins. I die. We do this dance 8 times. I finally win by throwing fireballs from a distance. Strategy. I am a genius. Vordt of the Boreal Valley: The Dog That Barks and Kills Ah, Vordt. The big icy dog on all fours. He runs at you. He breathes ice. He has no manners. dark souls 3 el amigos

They are edgy. They have capes. They have fire swords. They fight each other. It is a cutscene. I am hyped. Then I remember: Stay under the butt

We meet the . These guys are not your friends. They have big swords. They have big shields. They have big attitudes. Get under the butt