Here’s a humorous write-up for a , playing on her overwhelming power, amnesia-fueled origin, and deadpan personality. TITLE: Captain Mildly Annoyed Tagline: She’s the strongest hero in the universe. She’d just rather be anywhere else. Logline After crashing into a Cinnabon at the local mall, an amnesiac super-powered woman named Carol Dan-versus convinces herself she’s a retired assistant regional manager — until a shape-shifting Skrull in a knockoff Gucci tracksuit begs her to save a galaxy she doesn’t care about. Opening Scene (Parody Beat) [Explosions. Lasers. A Starforce spaceship spirals toward Earth.]
Carol flies through three Kree warships, stops to fix her ponytail, then accidentally sneezes and destroys a fourth. The bad guys surrender out of sheer embarrassment. Post-Credits Scene Carol sits in a diner, eating onion rings. A pager buzzes. She looks at it. Looks at the onion rings. Puts the pager in a blender. captain marvel parody
She crash-lands through the roof of a (it’s the ‘90s, after all). A teenager hands her a rewinding machine. She stares at it like it’s a Kree weapon. Here’s a humorous write-up for a , playing