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Flick sighed, tucked his pencil behind his ear, and climbed higher into the tree. He’d seen this before. Vernon was a dreamer. And dreams, in this forest, had a way of running headfirst into reality—usually in the form of a little girl with a red hood, a grandmother with a black belt in judo, and a singing goat who just happened to be passing by.

“All right, listen up,” Vernon growled, snapping his claws. A dozen mismatched forest creatures shuffled closer: raccoons with masks pulled down, a weasel with a nervous twitch, three chipmunks who couldn’t stop giggling. Flick stayed in the branches above, taking notes. He was the only one who brought a pencil. be prepared hoodwinked song

From the mossy bank of the creek, the wolf in a cheap newsboy cap—the one the cops called “The Big Bad”—was pacing. His name was Vernon, and he was tired. Tired of being the fall guy. Tired of running from the pig detective with the badge. Tired of the way the forest whispered his name like a curse. Flick sighed, tucked his pencil behind his ear,

Vernon’s eye twitched. “That’s why we have a plan.” He snapped his claws again, and the weasel unrolled a blueprint of Granny’s cottage. “Phase one: The weasel creates a diversion—fake squirrel attack, very dramatic. Phase two: Raccoons cut the power line to the security jam-cam. Phase three: I go in through the window disguised as a health inspector. Phase four: We walk out with the strudel before Red even laces up her boots.” And dreams, in this forest, had a way