Here’s the weird part: Every time I run fstrim , my Bluetooth mouse stutters exactly 2.3 seconds later. Also, after partitioning with GPT, I found a 47MB “OEM reserved” partition labeled 8LIECH_REC . Can’t delete it. Can’t read it. dd returns only repeating hex: 0x8C 0x0A 0x00 0xFF .
Blazing fast, cheap ($89 for 8TB??), but I’m pretty sure it’s running its own RTOS. Don’t store your private keys on it. Or do. Maybe it likes that. Want me to tailor this more toward a real product, parody, or a specific community (e.g., sysadmins, gamers, data hoarders)? 8liech-sc-ssd
Oh, and the device shows up in lspci as “8L Storage Controller (rev SC)” — but rev SC isn’t in any PCI SIG database. Here’s the weird part: Every time I run
It works. But I think it's listening.