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And if you ask Diane about it now, she’ll just smile, adjust her reading glasses, and say: “We should do a holiday special.”

The annual Spring Fling charity auction at the Crystal Cove Yacht Club was usually a sedate affair: paddle raises for overpriced golf getaways, polite applause for a weekend in a Napa Valley villa. But this year, the event’s chairwoman, a formidable real estate mogul named Diane, had a different vision.

The audience lost its collective mind. Men were crying. Women were screaming. A grandmother in the back row threw her hearing aid onto the stage like a garter. 50 milfs

The lights dimmed. A bass thrummed.

Tryouts were held in the aerobics studio of the local Equinox. The women who showed up were not the caricatures of trashy television. They were surgeons, startup founders, PTA presidents, and retired Olympic rowers. They were women who had pushed humans out of their bodies and then gone back to closing billion-dollar deals. And if you ask Diane about it now,

The place erupted.

“We need a showstopper,” she’d declared at the planning meeting, her manicured nail tapping the spreadsheet. “The marina wing of the children’s hospital won’t pay for itself.” Men were crying

Chloe, the librarian, got a date with the coffee roaster who’d run the concession stand. Priya’s teenage daughter finally admitted her mom was “kinda cool.” Jenna was offered a guest choreography spot on a real TV show. And Maria? She bought a Ducati.